Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Merry Christmas everyone! Luke and Pete muster on Christmas Day to deliver you a festive, bumper edition of the Luke and Pete Show, because they know it's what you all asked for from Santa...
This time around there's chat about Jake Paul's broken jaw (truly a Christmas present for everyone, that), a truly bizarre claim from the husband of an ex-Blue Peter presenter, some server chat from Pete because it's his Christmas as well, and then Luke wraps things up by playing "What's Pete doing at this time on Christmas Day?" (Hint: it mostly involves farts).
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| 0:00.0 | It's Christmas |
| 0:03.3 | Just remember that the back door's open |
| 0:07.8 | It's Christmas |
| 0:08.6 | And it's the Luke and Pete Shaw |
| 0:11.1 | I'm joined my Mr Lukey Moore |
| 0:12.2 | Many festive returns |
| 0:14.0 | Lukie. |
| 0:15.0 | Thank you for Lissnavedad |
| 0:16.2 | And you are excellent at that noddy holder |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah |
| 0:19.0 | You're the person I know Who's best at the noddy holder. Well, I launched into it and then remembered that, as I said, the back dot of the cabin is wide open. Yeah, but it is Christmas. So people can't complain. It's not like you're doing that in July, is it? It's not like the bloke used to live next door to me in Emont Gardens in Hartlepool who used to sing I'm Every Woman with 15 |
| 0:39.4 | key changes at 3am |
| 0:40.9 | I mean that's Pete Donaldson Energy right there |
| 0:44.7 | yeah I mean that's where I'll get to I'm sure |
| 0:46.4 | I'll become the man I enjoyed |
| 0:48.7 | I enjoyed so much back in the day |
| 0:51.1 | once the missus has finally had enough |
| 0:52.7 | yeah that'll be I'm every woman. |
| 0:54.7 | I'm just absolutely doing that. I am absolutely doing that. You'll be the next... You'll be the next, um, Lawrence. Next... Well, he's kind of in that kind of... My, um... I think Gerald's name was. Not to docksome or anything, but he used to deliver to... I thought it was called Lawrence. |
| 1:10.0 | No, no, I mean, the block used to sing, I'm every woman. |
| 1:13.0 | Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. |
| 1:14.0 | So he's kind of part of to doxom or anything but he used to deliver to next door was. I thought it was called Lawrence. No, no, no, I mean the bloke used to sing I'm every woman. |
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