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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Buying Foreskin Has Never Been Easier!

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 I’m Miserable, Thanks For Asking 2:36.495 Setting Off Fireworks In Your Bedroom 3:48.922 Self Identifying As A Bird 8:50.412 I Might Say Bitch And Cunt Too Much. Thoughts? 12:54.362 You Can Buy Yourself Some Foreskin Online 14:20.128 Liberal Vs. Liberal Road Rage 18:07.988 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:26.281 Angry Voicemails Left For Congressman 27:27.655 Gluing Yourself To Priceless Art 34:03.655 Fireworks Destroy House 37:43.028 Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:27.030   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have […]

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0:00.0

Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 6, 2022, coming up on the program today.

0:05.4

Finally, a life-like force can sleep.

0:07.4

I can wear to feel like a real man.

0:09.5

Plus, Pikachu exploding in your bedroom, sharing your bird personalities with the world,

0:14.8

and liberal road rage, minority versus minority, who will feel the most victimized.

0:23.2

Distorted view daily.

0:25.3

Browdy presents bright moments in city council meetings.

0:31.0

COVID-19 edition.

0:32.8

You literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask knowing that that mask is killing people.

0:38.4

It literally is killing people.

0:40.3

And the people we, the people, are waking up, and we know what citizen's arrest is.

0:45.5

Because citizen's arrest are already happening, okay?

0:49.0

And every single one of you that are obeying the devil's laws are going to be arrested.

0:55.0

And you, doctor, are going to be arrested for crimes against humanity.

1:00.3

Every single one of you have a smirk behind that little mask,

1:04.3

but every single one of you are going to get punished by God.

1:08.2

You cannot, you cannot escape God.

1:11.3

You cannot escape God.

1:12.7

I'm going to say that again.

1:13.8

You cannot escape God, not even with the mask or six feet, okay?

1:19.0

Six feet, like I said before, is military protocol.

1:22.0

You're trying to get the people to train them.

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