Goodbye Twitter!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Titus leaves Twitter in the wake of Trump getting reinstated. The gang talks Christmas and Butterball Turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Tottest Podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This episode is brought to you by Fields, Butcherbox, Trophot Sauce, and Athletic Greens. |
| 0:16.2 | And now here's Chris difference status with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:19.8 | I'm Chris Tvertitus. |
| 0:21.8 | And physics is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:23.8 | Bye bye Twitter. |
| 0:24.8 | Ha ha ha. |
| 0:25.8 | You know, I got on Twitter in 2009, 2010. |
| 0:28.5 | And it was a weird time. |
| 0:35.9 | I mean, not compared to now. |
| 0:37.4 | Compared to now, it was Narnia. |
| 0:39.4 | But even though it was a great recession and four leas signs were on 50% of the businesses |
| 0:43.5 | in Los Angeles, we had a steady hand on the wheel of America. |
| 0:47.0 | Those were the days, my God. |
| 0:49.0 | Barack Obama was so good. |
| 0:51.4 | So good they could only nail him on wearing a tan suit and having mustard on a hot dog. |
| 0:56.0 | And Twitter I have to be honest. |
| 0:57.1 | It was pretty fun. |
| 0:58.1 | You know, we were all doing Charlie Sheen jokes about Tiger blood and winning. |
| 1:02.7 | You know, Sheen was yey way before ye was ye. |
| 1:05.5 | Oh my God, that's all my mom's fault. |
| 1:07.3 | Shut up. |
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