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Titus Podcast

Elmer Is Stuck

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Sedition! Conspiracy! Treason! Titus and the crew talk about Elmer, the human thumb model Rhodes, and how Maryland is still in the middle ages. 

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. This episode is brought you by

0:12.3

Athletic Greens, Truff Hot Sauce, and FitBod. And now here's Christopher Titus with the

0:17.9

Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

0:23.9

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

0:25.6

Sedition, conspiracy, treason.

0:30.8

This week, Elmer, Stuart Rhodes, oathkeeper, and self-created pirate wannabe.

0:33.4

Oh yeah, Elmer shot his own eye out.

0:39.0

I think his life pet should have to read, I'm with with stupid or keep your eye on the prize.

0:43.3

Anyway, Elmer was convicted of sedition treason and could be doing 20 years.

0:44.2

It's a big deal.

0:48.2

I mean, not the U.S. beating Iran and the World Cup big deal, but big goal!

1:02.3

Elmer was convicted of sedition and is the first conviction of sedition and conspiracy since these Muslims tried to end America by plotting to bomb New York City landmarks 30 years ago.

1:11.6

Sheikh Omar Abdel Rahman and nine followers were convicted of seditious conspiracy and a plot to blow up the United Nations, the FBI building,

1:17.7

and two tunnels, and a bridge linking New York and New Jersey. Yeah, they tried to end democracy and screw up New York traffic even worse. I'm not sure how they avoided the death penalty.

1:23.7

Well, not really. The Sheik died in federal prison in 2017.

1:30.9

So there's some hope for this human thumb model.

1:35.3

Elmer Stewart Rose is a clown, a Q-believing conspiracy theorist who actually said,

1:47.9

Go armed at all times as free men and women and be ready to do sudden battle anywhere, anytime, and with utter recklessness. That is the price of freedom.

1:54.2

Yeah, really, go armed, says the guy who took out his own eye. Hey, perfect. Maybe you shouldn't be given people gun advice if you shot yourself in the face. And why is this a big deal? Well,

2:00.0

sedition is a hard thing to prove it, and they did prove it.

2:02.7

And it was a jury that Elmer's lawyers approved, a collection of 12 Americans randomly chosen.

2:08.2

No politics, just evidence.

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