We Did Good!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Midterm elections are ALMOST over, and we on this side...done good. Well, much better than expected. The gang talks Walker, Trump, and Conspiracies...I mean Lemurs.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This episode is brought you by Butcher Box, Harry's Razors, and a solo stove. |
| 0:15.7 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Arm I getting update. |
| 0:21.6 | Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update, the midterms, the battlements held, the invading red hatch trying to overturn democracy and make us live in a fascist-run hellscape where women are baby factories with no rights and fossil fuels turn the planet into an unlivable wasteland? Well, those vampires |
| 0:39.8 | were vanquished, except for one. Look, maybe that's an exaggeration what I just said, but we are |
| 0:46.2 | headed that way. So in this rare update, may I congratulate you, those of you who voted for democracy, |
| 0:51.3 | for keeping the rule of law, who stood against fascism and totalitarianism, |
| 0:56.5 | and whatever the hell this is. |
| 0:59.2 | Seriously, when did we drop our standards for leaders? |
| 1:02.9 | Oh, right, the cocaine-fueled college dropout. |
| 1:06.4 | That dropped us into the Great Recession, right? |
| 1:09.3 | Let's take a look at which party brings qualified |
| 1:11.4 | people, which party brings people that aren't qualified to work as carnies on the tilt the world. |
| 1:16.4 | If you can't trust someone to run a restaurant without being armed, how the hell can you trust |
| 1:22.5 | them to run anything? Now, the past history of the midterms is pretty consistent. And usually with a president |
| 1:28.7 | that has a 44% favorable rating, the opposing party picks up anywhere from 20 to, and this is a big |
| 1:35.4 | number, 60 seats in the House and 5 to 15 in the Senate. And this is so historically consistent |
| 1:40.8 | that the Republican side, hell, man, we can put anyone up and they'll win. |
| 1:45.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.5 | No. |
| 1:47.4 | In the last 100 years, Roosevelt lost 81 House seats. |
| 1:50.7 | Eisenhower lost 48. |
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