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Judge John Hodgman

Good Time Summertime Docket Clearin'

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Judge Hodgman is assisted by Summertime Bailiff Monte Belmonte, taking on questions of broccoli-chomping, accidental raccoonslaughter, game night disputes, and the best construction of jokes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm your good time summertime guest,

0:09.4

bailiff, Montibalmati, infra Jesse Thorn. This week we're clearing the docket.

0:15.0

How's by you in Maine, John Hodgman?

0:18.4

Summer breeze make me feel fine. I got such a head cold in my nose.

0:25.8

I tried to harmonize. I'm sealed. I'm sick. Summer made me sick.

0:31.6

I had a sore throat and then I've had a head cold for the past several days.

0:35.7

Sorry to hear you know. It's it's it's it's it's carmic justice. It's my own body punishing me

0:41.0

for daring to think that I deserve pleasure. And otherwise having a great time here in the great

0:47.0

state of former Massachusetts, aka Maine vacation land. Indeed. How uh which is of course

0:54.8

I should say the name of my forthcoming fall tour to many cities in the United States and two great

0:59.3

cities of Canada go to johnhodron.com slash tour to see where I will be speaking near you and by

1:03.6

tickets. I hope you will come because otherwise it's embarrassing when you don't show up.

1:08.8

Monty how are things in Massachusetts? Things are fine here in your original state. My original state.

1:15.4

But uh, but loving it and missing you. Oh, eagerly awaiting you coming back to uh western

1:20.9

Massachusetts. Western Massachusetts. One of my one my uh several hometowns.

1:26.8

Uh, Brookline, Massachusetts, Brooklyn, New York, North Hampton, Massachusetts, and Brooklyn,

1:30.7

Maine. These are that's the that's the the the scope of my empire. It's not exactly Alexandrian.

1:37.4

Uh, but I but I do demand I do demand tithes and total compliance with my wishes and will.

1:43.6

You just I get I get that about five percent of the time too. Conquer a region outside the

1:47.7

Northeast and we're all you're on your way. That shall never happen.

1:52.0

So for those of you who have not been listening this summer, uh, it is summertime.

1:56.5

Montibell Monty is my friend from western Massachusetts and the morning DJ had to be RSI the river.

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