Roy Wood Jr. Reviews the Greatest Pandemic Films of All Time

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🗓️ 23 March 2020

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As the coronavirus crisis rages on, hunkered-down Roy Wood Jr. gives his take on three of the most iconic movies about pandemics: "Contagion," "Outbreak" and "28 Days Later." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.7	Hey, it's Roy Bojrinha.
0:06.7	Since we're all stuck in our homes because of the Rona, they're making me review the greatest
0:11.2	pandemic movies of all time.
0:12.9	That's right, my gift at my job is to watch movies of people horrified of the spread of
0:19.0	an illness.
0:20.0	I beg your raise for this shit.
0:21.3	First up, Contagion.
0:22.3	Now, if you're looking for hope in the Mr. Ball of this COVID-19 nonsense, do not watch
0:26.8	this movie.
0:27.8	This movie is so real, even Neil deGrasse Tyson was looking at it like,
0:30.8	Yep, facts.
0:31.8	You guys nailed it.
0:33.4	So Contagion, Gwyneth Poundtrol spreads a pandemic all over the world.
0:37.0	It's kinda like Goop, but without the steam, but the cast is STAT.
0:41.0	You had Gwyneth?
0:42.0	You had the white girl from time 10, they let Leo de Caprio die?
0:45.6	You had Walt White, Matt Damon, I'm not sure if he was talking in a boss of accent in
0:49.6	that movie.
0:50.6	The virus is spreading wicked times!
0:52.9	Overall, if you were worried about catching that Rona, watch another movie other than Contagion.
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