Comedian J-L Cauvin

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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God talks to comedian J-L Cauvin about life, comedy and 2021. Then J-L hangs with the God Squad and discusses the goddamn news! Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The The The Oh, And then. The The The The Hi humans, congratulations on making it to 2021.
1:30.0	Happy New Year!
1:31.3	Welcome to the God pod.
1:33.0	Once again, I'm your host of hosts,
1:35.6	The good lord with the most, the one and only Almighty God.
1:40.8	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
1:46.0	Don't forget to subscribe, it's free.
1:49.0	You just gotta like go into your app and find the button, which is like they make ridiculously hard depending on what
1:57.1	app you're on, but you know you won't regret it.
1:59.7	Make sure to tell your friends about the show.
2:01.7	Please, we need apostles. Studies have shown that the way most people
2:05.2	learn about a podcast is because a friend or relative told them about it. And listen, don't be afraid
2:11.1	to share this podcast around, okay?
2:14.0	Tell your grandmother, tell your religious father,
2:18.8	you know, post up signs on the churches
2:22.0	and wherever you want. It's's fine they're going to love it believe me they need this
2:27.6	anyone that's cool is gonna love it anyone that's extremist maybe don't tell them
2:32.2	okay I'm here today with the God
2:34.5	Squad. Hi everybody. Hello hello God. I notice that you're calling me God now
2:40.7	instead of Dad. Yeah I don't know what to call you anymore. I'm going to
2:43.9	rotate through a couple different names. Previously on the God pod if you missed it
2:49.0	we did a paternity test and it's clear now that Jesus is not my son. He's actually
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