God Talks To Maura Quint About Taxing The Rich

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🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Tax Campaign Fairness Director Maura Quint tells us about the necessity of taxing billionaires. God, Jesus, Mary Mags, and Maura discuss Elon Musk, Dee Snider, and the true meaning of Easter. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.8	Coming up on the God pod.
0:02.6	Honestly, I have been dying to find some sort of cult I can get involved in,
0:06.1	because thinking is exhausting.
0:08.8	And I want one of the ones that comes with an outfit you have to wear.
0:12.3	Ooh, could you help us design the outfit?
0:15.4	Yeah, absolutely. To make sure it's flattering on me and everyone else can just deal.
0:19.2	Like, that's perfect.
0:22.8	They also don't know probably that she helped fund the vaccine.
0:26.2	Right, she's a huge proponent of the vaccine.
0:29.2	She gives books to kids, so that's like, they're really anti-that, right there.
0:36.0	He's just going to be, Jesus said, his most insufferable,
0:39.1	who went through a lot to buy for our sins, defeat hell in the grave and what had you.
0:43.3	He gets a little crucifixilla around this time.
0:47.0	I do.
0:59.9	Hi, everyone.
1:01.6	God here.
1:02.7	You're listening to the God pod.
1:05.0	I'm here today with my pal, Jesus.
1:07.1	What's up, Jesus?
1:08.3	Hey, God.
1:09.0	I'm doing well.
1:10.3	Getting ready to defy death again as Easter approaches.
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