Satan Responds To New Theory About His DNA

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🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Satan responds to an insane new Qanon theory about his DNA. God and Satan discuss how humans are destroying the only planet they have. God commands Marky Mark to stop making movies. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on the god pod more misinformation more death threats he'll bring Donald Trump back
0:06.2	Don't you think for a second that he won't fucking
0:08.6	I'm ready. I'm ready for some drama. I'm bored. No, please. No
0:13.0	My Twitter's just now taking off we need something to talk about
0:19.2	These humans don't die we need you
0:22.1	I think we might just vanish if it wasn't for humans thinking about us
0:27.5	Oh
0:29.5	And if they're calling the vaccine
0:32.2	Satan's DNA will then sign me up because I've been filled to the brim with Satan's DNA three times already
0:39.0	And I'll go for a fourth and a fifth helping wow
0:58.0	Well
1:00.0	Hi, everyone God here. You're listening to the god pod
1:04.5	I'm here today with my pal and therapist the goddess psyche. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's been a whole week already
1:12.9	It's been a whole week. Can you imagine? Yeah, it also feels like it's been longer than a week
1:21.2	Right, you know what I mean sometimes like I don't know it's been it feels like it's been a
1:27.0	Real long week yet. I could not tell you one thing that I did since the last time I saw you
1:38.2	So it's one of those I feel that every week feels like a millennium to me
1:43.8	Yeah, I have my own time
1:46.8	But every day is just like
1:49.8	Hold every day is like a lifetime
1:52.5	Yeah, especially right now in the world right just with everything going on
1:57.0	It just must be a lot for you and I know it's not therapy time
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