God And Satan Mock Republican Who Tried To Report A Joke To The Police

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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The God Pod celebrates the first Black woman appointed to the Supreme Court. God and Satan mock a truly evil congresswoman for trying to report a joke to the police. God commands humans to not mess with aliens. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, there was an old tumbler post that you made.
0:05.0	Old tumbler, yeah.
0:06.0	Oh my gosh, Satan's tumbler was...
0:09.0	You lit.
0:10.0	It was lit.
0:12.0	It was all photos of Dylan O'Brien smiling.
0:15.0	To be fair, everything you do Satan is quite lit.
0:18.0	You don't know about drugs, car marks.
0:23.0	You don't even know what cocaine is, car marks.
0:26.0	Why don't you go have a seat over there with Madison Carlton?
0:28.0	Religion is the side of the oppressed, try living through the 80s.
0:31.0	Car marks.
0:32.0	Okay.
0:33.0	Try going on tour with guns and roses.
0:35.0	Okay.
0:37.0	I was called Gollum growing up, so...
0:40.0	You what?
0:42.0	So you avoided it.
0:44.0	Who called you Gollum?
0:45.0	You wanted to hear yourself.
0:46.0	Greek world, I called you Gollum.
0:47.0	And I took it as a term of a German.
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