God Talks To His Therapist The Goddess Psyche

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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God talks to his therapist on the podcast for the very first time! God introduces his therapist Psyche (The Goddess of Soul), whose name and life-story inspired the term ‘Psychology.’ God talks to her about what’s really bothering him lately. Is it ok to not be ok? God and his therapist also discuss what TV shows they’re currently watching. Later on, God and Psyche discuss the latest in the Goddamn News. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.8	This week on The God Pod.
0:03.1	I'm here today with my therapist.
0:05.1	Hi God.
0:06.2	This is a big deal.
0:09.5	You were featured in the famous Greek novel,
0:12.1	and I'm not making this up, folks. This is true.
0:15.1	The Golden Ass.
0:18.7	Yes, yes, it got confused for a porn back in the day.
0:25.8	People thought Thor was part of it, but it was not.
0:30.5	It's okay to not be okay, because when you're having a bad day, right?
0:37.2	You're having a really awful day and you're crying and you're a basket case,
0:41.5	and the world is ending around you, and there's natural disasters.
0:45.6	The animals are suffering and everything is coming down.
0:49.4	Everyone's blaming God, right?
0:51.6	Yes, they all blame me. I'm their scapegoat.
0:54.0	They always blame you, but when you have that little kid that's at home
0:59.7	and is thanking God for saving their pet fish, right?
1:06.4	It means the world to you, and so that's the thing that you have to remember.
1:23.5	Welcome to The God Pod.
1:25.1	I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord of the Most, the one and only Almighty God.
1:30.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
1:34.5	I'm here today with my therapist.
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