Comedian Kelly Bachman

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Comedian Kelly Bachman joins The God Pod for an interview! Kelly tells us about her journey in comedy thus far, from doing standup to making movies to creating musical comedy. And of course, we talk about THAT moment. We discuss the real aftermath of her viral takedown of an infamous serial rapist. God and pals answer questions from their angel patrons. God asks everyone the question, “What would make church more exciting?” Later, we all discuss the latest in the Goddamn News. Finally, God issues your New Commandment Of The Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on The God Pod.
0:03.0	So I told my mom, she like didn't know how to break it to me.
0:06.7	She's like, you can't be a priest ever.
0:09.0	But she took me to an Episcopalian church,
0:13.0	which is like, you could be a priest here.
0:15.0	I was like, I'm going to perform in a smaller venue.
0:20.0	I got used to like losing like a thousand followers a month because
0:26.0	there was one point where I was losing.
0:29.0	Wait, even more.
0:31.0	Every time I tweeted something normal, I feel like the people who follow me.
0:34.0	What the hell is this?
0:35.0	Play the head.
0:36.0	They're like, wait, why are you following me?
0:38.0	No, play the head!
0:40.0	Why isn't she calling people out?
0:42.0	Why?
0:43.0	They don't care what you ate for lunch.
0:45.0	Oh, the internet is weird.
0:46.0	This picture of my sandwich is important.
0:50.0	I also want to smite the Catholic church for not letting people fuck.
0:58.0	Let's hope your mom's not listening.
1:00.0	You just smite the entire Catholic church.
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