God and Jesus Argue Over Getting A Puppy

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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God argues with Jesus over getting a puppy! Jesus wants to get a real, live Earth puppy for the palace! And God is not so sure about it! Who’s gonna walk it?? God and Jesus answer questions, and then discuss all the latest in the Goddamn News. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on The God Pod before you started answering I was gonna say Zeus no
0:06.2	fence I was just gonna go on the juice yeah and I was just gonna go off the
0:10.6	fact that he is the coolest name of the three of you I'm sorry Zeus come on
0:18.8	stop the podcast that's called dare you can we get a puppy please you're
0:32.0	springing this on me during a podcast yes because if I ask here you have to say
0:36.6	yes
0:38.9	release a block one or just a plus with premier access I significantly
0:42.8	an answer bill your additional compensation on top of the 20 million she has
0:46.3	received a date
0:48.5	that's just a lot like many vaccine yeah yeah yeah why make you just okay it's
0:54.6	funny thinking of Mickey Mouse also being a lawyer
0:58.2	he thinks is that business man
1:14.2	welcome to The God Pod on your host of hosts the Good Lord with the most the one
1:18.7	and only almighty God thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order
1:23.9	to the multiverse I'm here today with Jesus what's up Jesus hey I'm doing good
1:29.7	oh rising for you every week yes so this is a bit of a retro episode Jesus just
1:38.2	mean you yeah another peanut butter and jelly episode yeah Satan couldn't make
1:44.4	it and Moses couldn't make it and Kevin COVID is busy oh he's so busy and the
1:50.8	Holy Spirit is you know saving some other universe and my therapist was
1:57.3	just here though last episode yeah that was a great discussion it was great
2:00.7	having her on exactly so this is a new goddess to you listeners is on the God Pod
2:06.9	psyche who is my therapist and she's ton of fun right she was and I feel like
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