A Message From God To Elon Musk

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🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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JFK stops by the God Pod to smoke a pumpkin spice blunt with Jesus and God and shoot the breeze about House of the Dragon, Andor, the Trump of Brazil losing, the highly intelligent God Pod listeners, flipping churches, and Weeny Boy McGoo. On JFC LOL, we find out if the Virgin Mary looked like Lady Gaga, getting tasered for God, deadly red states, Elon Musk’s bumbling twitter takeover, increase in hate tweets, Nancy Pelosi’s husband being attacked, camel shaming, and step-nun porn. So grab a cigar and whiskey, crank on your listening gadget, and poke those links below. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God帝
0:02.7	We have our own Jurassic Park
0:04.2	Yeah, we get to go visit them anytime we want
0:06.9	What about Site B?
0:08.9	Site B, what's that?
0:10.4	That's where all the other dinosaurs are in the last world of Jurassic Park
0:14.4	Oh, I hated that movie, so no, we don't
0:18.4	No, no, no
0:19.8	What about Area 51, JFK? What about Area 51?
0:23.2	What about it? Don't talk about it
0:24.8	Oh!
0:27.0	This is called Misinformation JFK, and I won't have it
0:30.2	JFK is experiencing the fun of Google Doc real-time, collaborative, editing for the first time
0:36.2	It's fun to him
0:37.2	He didn't have this back in the 60s
0:39.2	He missed the whole AOL MySpace phase
0:42.0	I shudder to think what JFK would do with the MySpace top bait
0:45.6	He'd put some horrible people on his top bait
0:48.0	If he got access to that right now
0:52.0	Americans die younger in states run by conservatives
0:56.0	Study fines
0:58.0	JFK would know
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