A Message From God To Elon Musk
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
JFK stops by the God Pod to smoke a pumpkin spice blunt with Jesus and God and shoot the breeze about House of the Dragon, Andor, the Trump of Brazil losing, the highly intelligent God Pod listeners, flipping churches, and Weeny Boy McGoo.
On JFC LOL, we find out if the Virgin Mary looked like Lady Gaga, getting tasered for God, deadly red states, Elon Musk's bumbling twitter takeover, increase in hate tweets, Nancy Pelosi's husband being attacked, camel shaming, and step-nun porn.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God帝 |
| 0:02.7 | We have our own Jurassic Park |
| 0:04.2 | Yeah, we get to go visit them anytime we want |
| 0:06.9 | What about Site B? |
| 0:08.9 | Site B, what's that? |
| 0:10.4 | That's where all the other dinosaurs are in the last world of Jurassic Park |
| 0:14.4 | Oh, I hated that movie, so no, we don't |
| 0:18.4 | No, no, no |
| 0:19.8 | What about Area 51, JFK? What about Area 51? |
| 0:23.2 | What about it? Don't talk about it |
| 0:24.8 | Oh! |
| 0:27.0 | This is called Misinformation JFK, and I won't have it |
| 0:30.2 | JFK is experiencing the fun of Google Doc real-time, collaborative, editing for the first time |
| 0:36.2 | It's fun to him |
| 0:37.2 | He didn't have this back in the 60s |
| 0:39.2 | He missed the whole AOL MySpace phase |
| 0:42.0 | I shudder to think what JFK would do with the MySpace top bait |
| 0:45.6 | He'd put some horrible people on his top bait |
| 0:48.0 | If he got access to that right now |
| 0:52.0 | Americans die younger in states run by conservatives |
| 0:56.0 | Study fines |
| 0:58.0 | JFK would know |
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