God Smites Glitch McConnell

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🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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GOD SMITES GLITCH MCCONNELL On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, it’s a head scratcher when Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God welcome Pee-wee Herman to Heaven, celebrate drag queen Flamy Grant’s #1 hit on the Christian music charts, and try to save the heathens from Dick Clark, James Corden’s belly, and Glitch McConnell. Is Jesus Kenough? Would Cardi B catch a baby? Will God ban phones in heaven? Will Jesus play Barbie Detective? Is Santa a grower or a shower? What is the meaning of life? All your questions will be answered, well, except one or two, on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on the god pod if you silence everyone to tell a joke it better be
0:05.5	fucking good like if you go hold on hold on hold on I got one I got one that's
0:09.8	hilarious coming from you oh things are hilarious coming from me it's clearly
0:19.2	not that hard to bust the top of the top of albums I'm actually I've heard
0:23.5	flaming rad is amazing look at the competition yeah number 10 always only
0:28.3	Jesus number 11 always and then you put it in the soul might 910 and 11 are
0:35.0	like all combined like the time Jesus always only Jesus always it could
0:40.7	number nine to my Jesus always only Jesus always campus I think we could
0:45.7	improv a whole album and just record it and and then sell it okay no one would
0:50.5	I had but we could sell it
1:04.1	welcome to the god pod I'm God thanks so much for joining me on the show once
1:08.6	again we've got a fun show for you today Jesus is here holy spirit and Santa
1:14.0	clause hi everybody hey friends I don't like that it's just trying something
1:22.2	so how you been Santa and Holy Spirit it's been a while since we've seen you
1:26.4	and everybody everybody has been like where's the Holy Spirit God God
1:32.6	where's the Holy Spirit Jesus Christ where the fuck is Santa the last time I was
1:37.1	gone for a while you were like it's so funny no one's been asking about you
1:40.6	that was funny that was funny though no it takes it takes it takes a couple
1:48.1	weeks before people are like hey where's all bumble fuck well if it's a few
1:53.6	weeks before you notice my rotting body that might be a problem what I think
1:58.2	we did know where Holy Spirit was because God you tweeted or or Zedid or
2:02.6	threaded that Zedid Mitch McConnell saw Holy Spirit in front of him when he
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