Today on The Godfather, look here's a picture of him in court. This is this is an artist sketch of what Trump looks like.

I feel like the artist really likes him. They drew him so tall and handsome and proud. It feels like Superman on try.

I wanted to talk about this Washington Post article. I have five things that Trump's indictment week tell us.

About the 2024 election. Oh my gosh, it's like astrology. It's like the combination of BuzzFeed and politics now. Yeah.

Let me tell you, anyone that acts like that, like intentionally goes out of their way to try to hurt you like that?

Fuck them. Well, there is a trifling hell. So if you ever be trifling, you that's the place you go to and you're after life.

Welcome to The Godfather. I'm God. Thanks so much for joining me on the show once again. We've got a fun show for you today. I'm here today with Satan.

Hello, it's me, Satan. Satan. Satan. Satan. Today, I am a yeast like me. I like to add anus to the end and make you satanus. Oh, that's fun. I really like that.

So how you been? How's the evil going? Oh, evil is good. You know, the world's warming up. So that's naturally evil. We're seeing crazy things happen. Trump's been indicted, which is fun, evil. You know, a bunch of fun things are going on.

Yeah. I want to talk about all the things that you want to talk about because, you know, it's been a couple of weeks since I've seen you.

And a lot has happened since you've been gone. The whole Barbie Oppenheimer thing. The last time you were here, we were talking about like, you know, the correct order to see them in.

You suggested to see Oppenheimer first and then finish with Barbie. How did that go for you?

Well, I didn't even listen to myself. I've just seen Barbie. Of course, we want to see Oppenheimer. I'm waiting to see it until it's really good on VOD.

Exactly same.

I'm waiting till it's that's because no one wants you to watch it. That's like the preferred way to watch it. It's not on iMacs. It's not on film. It's

on demand.

He wants to watch. He wants you to watch it on a streaming service or VOD in as low a resolution as possible. This was the way it was meant to be watched like clerks.

It was meant to be low res. Yeah. It was meant to be watched like clerks too. Exactly.

I'm going to do the same. I want to make him happy. If there's one thing I'm concerned about, it's adhering to his quamps. Yeah, exactly.

Demands. Did you see them? I saw Barbie. I loved Barbie. I have not gotten a chance to get out of the theaters at all. It's pathetic.

Loser. Everybody in the comments. Loser him. Just working too hard, Satan. It's working too hard.

Working too hard on your podcast instead of helping the God, the world instead of giving Barbie my money. I've watched all the discourse about it. I feel like I've seen it even though I haven't you ever have that a movie is just so huge. You maybe you haven't seen it like you put you feel like you've seen it like maybe you haven't seen Star Wars but you know.

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