God Smites Fox News For Christmas
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
God forgot to make an outline, so God, Satan and Moses make it up as they go along. We discuss the conspiracy that the government controls the weather. Then we debate Queen's 'We Will Rock You' vs. Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger.' Later we discuss a TikToker who called Joel Osteen a POS to his face, and the Fox News Christmas tree burning down.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod also suggesting that they somehow cause earthquakes such as the 2010 Haiti earthquake |
| 0:08.0 | No, no. So they're saying they control this. Wow amazing what the American government can do |
| 0:14.0 | They can't balance the budget or pass any laws but they can control the weather |
| 0:20.0 | And you know there's that one guy on the crew who was like |
| 0:23.0 | Yes |
| 0:24.0 | Just staunch supporter just go listen these anions need to be there |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, that's what happens. You actually had the anus is too low in a different color |
| 0:32.0 | You got to nail the palette. We got a song and act two that goes with it. We can't get rid of the anus |
| 0:37.0 | I can't believe you guys have not seen cats. It's so honestly cats. Yeah, I don't want to see either me here in heaven Satan |
| 0:45.0 | We avoid movies that are notoriously bad |
| 0:50.0 | You're confusing me Satan. Confusing me because you get Trump elected and then you're supporting me instead |
| 0:56.0 | Hey, I'm a mixed bag. You can't put me in one. Yeah, I'm not no bag of money found under a toilet |
| 1:16.0 | Welcome to The God Pod. I'm your host of host the Good Lord with the most the one and only Almighty God |
| 1:22.0 | Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to this broken multiverse of mine |
| 1:29.0 | I'm here today with my pals Moses boy to the way hello. How are you and Satan? |
| 1:35.0 | Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Yeah, buddy. What's up? What's that? |
| 1:44.0 | Boy to the way. I love that. Yes. Boy to the way to the way to the way to the way. |
| 1:51.0 | Okay, so let's talk about God pod holiday party coming up Tuesday night December 14, 2021 |
| 2:00.0 | Link to get tickets is in the description of this episode or go to the God podcast.com featuring Santa Santa Claus is going to be there. That's right. |
| 2:10.0 | Is that going to be awkward for you to because he's kind of you know what we mean. |
| 2:15.0 | Doesn't he kind of think he's like the old mighty sometimes I heard he's got kind of a toad. |
| 2:20.0 | It's kind of awkward. He's attitude. Yeah, it is we do have kind of a beef because like he just gives people everything. |
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