God And Mary Sing The Holiday Hits
The God Show
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
God and Mary sing all your favorite holiday songs and change the words. Moses tells us a conspiracy theory about Scooby Doo. We remember our favorite movies. Then we debate the songs 'Mickey' by Toni Basil vs. 'I Want Candy' by Bow Wow Wow. Later we discuss whether Nancy Reagan really is the 'throat goat' and an explosive powerpoint presentation.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on the Godpot. |
| 0:02.0 | Just because Jesus looks exactly like Joseph doesn't mean that Joseph is dead, okay? |
| 0:07.0 | Right, it's like Ronan Farrow looks just like Frank Sinatra, but you know it could be Woody Allen's kid. |
| 0:12.0 | Conspiracy corners beginning early. |
| 0:16.0 | The other person just wants some sugar. He's got a sugar rush. This girl over here stalking some guy named Mickey. It's dangerous. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, that's the other thing. I feel like it's a product of big sugar. |
| 0:27.0 | You know, I want candy. Oh, yeah, do you also want heart disease and type two diabetes? |
| 0:34.0 | All right, fair. That's fair. |
| 0:36.0 | We need to do put out a holiday album like Lady Gaga. |
| 0:42.0 | And Tony Bennett. |
| 0:46.0 | That'd be great. |
| 0:47.0 | I used to say no, no, no, sir, but now I'm not paying my loans. |
| 0:53.0 | I really can't stay. |
| 0:56.0 | I really can't pay. |
| 0:58.0 | You know what? |
| 1:00.0 | Oh. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, cause I'm broke as a joke. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, we go, we go. |
| 1:11.0 | We go, we go. |
| 1:17.0 | Welcome to the Godpot. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the most, the one and only Almighty God. |
| 1:25.0 | Thanks for joining us as we attempt to, I don't know. |
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