Everything’s Coming Up Godhouse!

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 18 April 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, I hate these televangelists.
0:05.0	Hey, because a coronavirus, they're getting arrested and services are canceled indefinitely.
0:13.0	People are literally not allowed to go to church
0:16.0	or else they can get fined or arrested.
0:18.0	And what's this?
0:20.0	God friend and me got cancelled.
0:22.0	Ha!
0:24.0	Everything's coming up God-house!
0:27.0	That's Mill-house!
0:30.0	That's Mill-house.
0:31.0	Everything's coming up Mill-house.
0:32.0	You get the reference, right? You're Simpsons fan right Jesus of course
0:35.8	Yeah, I've been watching it. I love the way they did picked me in that show. Oh, they
0:41.2	reverently don't even show my face.
0:43.3	Ooh. I interacted with Homer a few times on there. It's great.
0:47.6	Did they pay you for this cameos?
0:49.6	No, no, but that's okay. I'm just honored to be part of the show.
0:54.0	True, true, it has a storied history.
0:57.0	Why, are you supposed to get paid for appearances on the Simpsons?
1:00.0	I'm not sure I should tell you now. I don't want to upset you. I'm terrible with money.
1:04.8	All right well let's not the goddamn news? It's the...
1:27.0	God good news. God great news. It's awesome time. Yes God.
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