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🗓️ 16 January 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today on The God帝 |
0:02.0 | Governor Greg Abbott said Texas desperately needs more money to address the border. |
0:06.5 | Of course he says this after spending millions on busing migrants to other parts of the country. |
0:11.4 | I think that's because the migrants are coming here and trying to take our stoves. |
0:16.9 | No Santa. |
0:18.4 | Oh God, how are you really? |
0:23.0 | I'm doing great. |
0:24.5 | That's how it's so fake. |
0:26.0 | Really? |
0:27.5 | You love it when you tell your therapist you're doing great and they're like that's fake. |
0:31.5 | You're depressed. |
0:32.5 | Money please. |
0:36.0 | Next Christmas, if you want me to bring your parents some coal smothered in dog shit. |
0:41.5 | I'm happy to do so. |
0:43.5 | And by dog shit, I mean my shit. |
0:46.5 | That's called the Santa special. |
0:57.0 | Oh God, thank you. |
1:01.5 | Hi, hi, they're human. |
1:03.5 | I'm God. |
1:04.5 | Welcome to the God pod. |
1:06.5 | On the God pod, I, the Lord thy God, interview interesting humans, discuss latest current events with my co-hosts such as Jesus, Santa, Satan, Moses, and more. |
1:16.5 | Find the God pod wherever you get your podcasts. |
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