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The God Pod

God Sends Cardinal George Pell To Hell

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Christmas is never over on the God Pod when Santa comes to town with Psyche, Cupid Jr., and God to read ‘Listener Feedback,’ answer pressing questions about the gotcha nose game, supermarkets on Mars, and rotating sushi bars in Heaven on ‘Ask God.’ On ‘Group Therapy With Psyche,’ you’ll learn about judgment day, boundaries, and bowling therapy. On the ‘Santa Show!’ Dr. Dre hits Marjorie Taylor Greene, Gwen Stefani is turning Japanese (she really thinks so), toilet AI diarrhea detectors, and speaking of diarrhea Ben Shapiro is now too woke. ‘On the Goddamn News’ China and M&Ms plot to take over the world, Biden hypothetically starts a war on gas stoves, Greg Abbott turns to socialism, and George Pell goes to Hell! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today on The God帝

0:02.0

Governor Greg Abbott said Texas desperately needs more money to address the border.

0:06.5

Of course he says this after spending millions on busing migrants to other parts of the country.

0:11.4

I think that's because the migrants are coming here and trying to take our stoves.

0:16.9

No Santa.

0:18.4

Oh God, how are you really?

0:23.0

I'm doing great.

0:24.5

That's how it's so fake.

0:26.0

Really?

0:27.5

You love it when you tell your therapist you're doing great and they're like that's fake.

0:31.5

You're depressed.

0:32.5

Money please.

0:36.0

Next Christmas, if you want me to bring your parents some coal smothered in dog shit.

0:41.5

I'm happy to do so.

0:43.5

And by dog shit, I mean my shit.

0:46.5

That's called the Santa special.

0:57.0

Oh God, thank you.

1:01.5

Hi, hi, they're human.

1:03.5

I'm God.

1:04.5

Welcome to the God pod.

1:06.5

On the God pod, I, the Lord thy God, interview interesting humans, discuss latest current events with my co-hosts such as Jesus, Santa, Satan, Moses, and more.

1:16.5

Find the God pod wherever you get your podcasts.

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