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The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD AND JESUS SUPPORT EVERYONE ON STRIKE! It’s another mission impossible on twitch.tv/thegodpod when the three amigos Santa, Jesus, and God find themselves in battle from coast to coast with movies that are too long, magical thinking, toilet paper, trigger-happy baseball cops, and their archenemies Trump, Lauren Boebert, and Tucker Carlson of the radical Fart Right. Will they save the world from billionaires? Will Santa get his computer to work? Will Jesus be brainwashed into joining Scientology? Find out on the next episode of The God Pod!! Don’t miss God’s New Commandment for billionaires!! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God-Pun.
0:02.8	I was told that Titanic had an intermission.
0:05.5	It did!
0:06.2	We need to get back to that.
0:07.6	I can confirm as an old person here Jesus that in the 90s they regularly had intermissions and movies.
0:14.9	Back to that, please.
0:16.4	And now...
0:17.2	P in your seat.
0:18.2	We're gonna force you to watch 30 minutes of previews and you don't get to pee.
0:24.0	And a lot of people are saying, I can't do it, I can't.
0:27.8	Mr. Trump, you don't know what you're doing.
0:31.0	I was indicted.
0:33.8	I'm mostly playing these to hear Santa do is a Trump impersonation.
0:39.6	So God, how did you explain to early man how to fuck?
0:43.2	How did you explain that to Adam?
0:45.6	I didn't, I explained by doing.
0:47.8	Oh!
0:48.8	And Adam could go.
0:50.2	So when do I get to try?
0:58.6	Merry Christmas!
1:04.6	Welcome to The God-Pun.
1:06.4	I'm God.
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