God Reads Mean Comments

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

God and Jesus review angry comments recently made by outraged humans on God's social media pages.

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0:00.0	Hello humans I'm God. I'm God.
0:09.0	Welcome to the God show.
0:10.0	I'm God. Welcome to The God Show. Please like, comment, and subscribe. Thank you. Okay, and now it's time for the mother-fucking me damn news.
0:23.5	Wait, what the fuck?
0:27.6	Fck!
0:28.6	What happened to all my fucks?
0:30.6	Where did all my fucks go? Holy fucking shit!
0:34.0	Why am I being bleeped all of a sudden?
0:36.0	Who is fucking bleeping God?
0:38.0	Hey, Dad, can we try something this week?
0:40.0	Can you try to not curse so much?
0:42.0	Curse words make my ears bleed. Can you try to not curse so much?
0:42.8	Curse words make my ears bleed.
0:45.0	Please?
0:45.9	Oh, Jesus Christ, it was you.
0:49.0	Ugh.
0:51.2	Okay. This week in the bad news, as usual, everything is insane and everyone is freaking out.
1:00.0	But, uh, in the good news, you're still alive.
1:06.0	Yay!
1:08.0	Yay!
1:09.0	Ah ha, yeah for that.
1:18.0	Also, um, uh, aren't dogs just amazing? Don't you just love them?
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