God Smites Fake Christian Ralph Reed
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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2019
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
God responds to the news that Ralph Reed is writing a book called 'Render to God and Trump.'
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| 1:15.0 | Jesus is busy today. |
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| 1:25.8 | God damn news or as I call it the me damn news. |
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