Former US President Abraham Lincoln

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🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

God responds to reckless comments made by President Douchelord about a second Civil War over his impeachment. God and Jesus talk to the 16th US President Abraham Lincoln for his thoughts on the matter.

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0:00.0	Hello humans I'm God. I'm God. Welcome to The God Show. Like, comment, share and
0:09.3	subscribe. Thanks. Jesus is back with me here today.
0:13.0	What's up, Jesus?
0:14.0	Hi God.
0:15.0	I mean, Dad.
0:16.0	Where the hell have you been lately?
0:17.0	You haven't been on the show in months.
0:19.0	Oh, yeah, I was making some appearances down on Earth.
0:22.0	Oh, yeah. Anything I might have seen?
0:24.0	Well, someone saw me in their toilet bowl on a pile of crap.
0:28.0	Holy shit!
0:29.0	Exactly!
0:30.0	But they accidentally fleshed me before they could take a pick.
0:33.0	Jesus Christ!
0:35.0	Then I appeared in an off-Broadway pancake.
0:38.0	Cool!
0:39.0	Oh, and I played a corpse on Law and Order SVU.
0:41.0	Nice!
0:42.0	I'll have to check that out. You know how much I love. on Law and Order, Sveu. Nice.
0:43.0	I'll have to check that out.
0:44.0	You know how much I love seeing you as a corpse.
0:46.0	Yes, you do.
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