God Is A Potty Mouthed Pothead LGBTQ+ Supporter
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks "What's the one thing you can't live without?" The Goddamn News includes a Christian's sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump's failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, I'm trying to think of what is a God-awful movie the day |
| 0:05.4 | after tomorrow, the Passion of the Christ. The day after tomorrow was fabulous movie. |
| 0:10.0 | Face off, face off with Chuck Watson. What's going on? What's happening? What is happening? |
| 0:18.0 | We're naming Borderline bad. Yeah. We're naming God-awful movies. Who took over |
| 0:22.1 | a psychic's mic? Who is that on the other side of it? |
| 0:27.1 | What's one thing you can't live without? |
| 0:31.1 | Before I got my Nespresional machine, it was cashews. But now it's my Nespresso. |
| 0:39.1 | I can't live without. |
| 0:40.1 | Oh, okay. So we have... |
| 0:41.1 | Oh, also my new baby. |
| 0:43.1 | Yes, that. |
| 0:45.1 | Am I white? |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah, damn it. Yes, my wife too. |
| 0:50.1 | Listen, if no liar got into heaven, no one would get into heaven ever. |
| 0:54.1 | Oh, right. Right. |
| 0:56.1 | Every single one of you has lied. Even I have lied. My lies are all in the Bible, numerous and aplenty. |
| 1:03.1 | Okay. |
| 1:05.1 | This is hilarious. |
| 1:06.1 | No potheads get into heaven? |
| 1:09.1 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:10.1 | So then I'm not allowed to be in heaven then. But your rules. I made pot. |
| 1:15.1 | It's natural. |
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