The Healing Power Of Blasphemy
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie 'Cats.' We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha.
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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| 0:00.8 | Today on the god pod I see one controversial opinion here drinking from a straw isn't manly and like okay? |
| 0:08.4 | That's not really |
| 0:20.9 | Honestly, you're probably gonna get more comments about me saying cat suck than anything |
| 0:25.1 | Man, this is a cat. I don't even like know all of our listeners, but I feel like it's it's some cat |
| 0:32.2 | Loosen half our audience. I've broken a lot of hearts. You can cover yourself by saying I meant the live-action film cats |
| 0:40.3 | Right, but that one |
| 0:42.9 | One of my favorite movies of all time |
| 0:48.6 | Did you ask God? Hey good was your first sound did you go |
| 0:55.6 | It was |
| 0:56.6 | Chuchu Chuchu, but I could you see? Yeah, you think Moses didn't notice, huh? Yeah, I noticed he's saying |
| 1:04.6 | Chuchu Chuchu Chuchu |
| 1:05.6 | Moses is like the anti-semitism goalie was like, what was that? |
| 1:09.5 | Big big big |
| 1:23.0 | Welcome to the God pod I'm your host of host the Good Lord with the most the one and only Almighty God |
| 1:29.8 | Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to this broken multiverse of mine |
| 1:35.8 | I'm here today with my pals. |
| 1:37.8 | What's up gang? |
| 1:38.8 | Hey. |
| 1:41.8 | There we go. |
| 1:43.8 | Satan's with us too. |
| 1:44.8 | It's a full house today. |
| 1:46.8 | Danny, that's Satan. |
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