Dumbgeons and Dragqueens
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called 'JesusWeen.' Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.
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| 0:00.9 | Today on The God Pod, people really take Dungeons & Dragons seriously. |
| 0:06.5 | Maybe we could do that for a party. |
| 0:08.5 | It's so advanced, I don't know if we could. |
| 0:11.5 | But we can do like a dumb down version. |
| 0:14.0 | Dumb, no. |
| 0:14.9 | Jins and Dragons. |
| 0:16.3 | Dumb, oh shit! |
| 0:18.8 | Yo, that's a billion dollar brand. |
| 0:22.8 | Jesus Ween, aka World Evangelism Day, is a global Christian gift-giving festival. |
| 0:29.0 | I thought we had this on it. |
| 0:30.3 | Gift-giving, gift-giving, wait a minute. |
| 0:32.6 | Isn't that talking about Christmas? |
| 0:34.3 | Right. |
| 0:34.8 | They're just trying to turn Halloween into Christmas. |
| 0:38.0 | And this makes me think of my dick. |
| 0:40.0 | Jesus Ween, Jesus Weenie. |
| 0:42.6 | No. |
| 0:43.2 | Ahhhhh. |
| 0:44.3 | Jesus Weenie. |
| 0:45.5 | No, I don't want to day about my dick. |
| 0:48.4 | Wow. |
| 0:52.0 | I feel like we should rename the podcast. |
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