God Interviews Comedian Walter Masterson

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

God interviews comedian Walter Masterson, who tells us about trolling the far right and getting one million followers on TikTok. We discuss Walter’s experience going to so many Qanon events and what it was like for him on January 6th, 2021. God responds to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at The Oscars. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, I did watch the slap as soon as it happened, though, because of course people sent it to me.
0:06.0	Gotta say, slight nip arousal, just like a scoosh.
0:12.0	I didn't expect that.
0:16.0	I feel in the force the strong pull of people ordering more podcast equipment.
0:25.0	Shows will be launched on this news.
0:27.0	A lot of podcasts equipment has gone out from Jeff Bezos' warehouse.
0:35.0	Connection is breaking.
0:39.0	I know the wink and the nod that we are saying.
0:43.0	I know what we're not saying.
0:45.0	That is such a big thing.
0:47.0	Thank you Walter for confirming the secret white people meetings after the meeting.
0:51.0	Walter, I know what you're talking about.
0:53.0	I know what it happens, but it's still refreshing to hear someone wake, confirm and affirm that these are in fact happening.
1:01.0	Please keep going.
1:15.0	Hi everyone, God here, and you're listening to The God Pod.
1:19.0	I'm here today with my pal, Jesus.
1:21.0	What's up, Jesus?
1:23.0	Hey, God. How you doing?
1:25.0	We have a guest today, Walter Masterson.
1:27.0	Hi, Walter.
1:29.0	Hey, how you doing, God?
1:31.0	Hey, Jesus.
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