God And Satan Have Fun On April Fool's Day

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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God and Satan celebrate The God Pod’s 3rd Birthday. God plays multiple pranks on Satan for April Fool’s Day. Later they discuss D.C. coke orgies. With special guest, Genghis Khan! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.9	Today on The God Pod.
0:02.5	I've decided to let you back into heaven. What do you think?
0:05.2	I don't know what to say. This is so nice and you thank you so much, God.
0:12.7	Maybe we should team up against this, this agency.
0:16.0	Ooh, I love a spin-off series.
0:18.6	Think of it like a buddy cop film.
0:20.5	Uh-huh.
0:21.5	Me and you backed back, tradeling our Smith & Wessons, song glasses.
0:26.3	We gotta pitch this to TNT.
0:28.8	They would love this shit.
0:30.4	God and Satan team up.
0:31.7	There's some evil that's just too evil.
0:36.4	I was a life coach for a little bit and I saw a life coach for a little bit.
0:40.0	Every life coach I ever met had the most fucked up life possible.
0:43.9	Well, that's how they coach you through it.
0:45.3	They go, look, man, I fucked up.
0:48.8	I've been through some shit. That makes me Yoda now.
0:56.8	Oh!
1:04.2	Hi, everyone.
1:05.6	God, here.
1:06.6	You're listening to The God Pod.
1:09.0	I'm here today with my pal, Satan.
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