God Commands Humans To Say Gay!

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🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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God and Jesus discuss the text messages that prove that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife are super duper corrupt. God officially responds to Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod and then my brain I'm like do they really like me I know
0:05.0	right you second guess everything the second the call ends were they genuine when
0:09.8	they said that I'm like what if George Costanza was god I'm not like a party
0:17.1	runner I'm more of like go to a party and like stand in the corner wait for
0:22.8	somebody to come to you you're not wait for someone to come to me go home
0:26.6	early you know making appearance with everybody take a few selfies do you
0:32.8	think that this is a time where I should forget about the no contact
0:38.5	directive the prime directive well we should be on standby if we absolutely
0:42.4	have to intervene who do we have on the scene is this where Moses has been
0:56.6	hi everyone god here you're listening to the god pod and I'm here today with
1:04.8	Jesus what's up Jesus how you feeling hey I'm feeling good I mean I myself
1:10.0	I'm good I'm annoyed about what's been going on in the news though oh on my
1:14.1	behalf yes yes I am fired up you might say I'm a fire in my belly about what's
1:21.8	going on down on earth well something happened to the news that I think is
1:25.8	just a travesty of justice and I you know this happens all the time we see this
1:30.7	all the time in America but this one really pissed me off yeah do you know what I
1:37.3	mean yes a little fire in my belly like I ate a bunch of almonds or something
1:43.1	do almonds fire up your belly yeah well you know it's good good for weight loss
1:48.1	bro oh okay our top story today Jenny Thomas the wife of
1:55.7	Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas she did something rather bad it came out
2:02.7	very bad she had been texting with the Mark Meadows about overturning the
2:09.8	election Mark Meadows of course Donald Trump's chief of staff so she the wife of
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