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🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today on the God pod are there more wheels or doors in the world in the house you |
0:07.2 | got closet doors you got cabinet door you got front door back door that's |
0:13.0 | lighting doors you got counterpoint 18 wheelers |
0:16.8 | oh |
0:21.2 | that gay dog out of here |
0:24.2 | back to the pound just the withering stare he gives his owner when owner wears socks with sandals |
0:33.8 | this is really gonna cut back again on the orgies and I like have been trying my best |
0:39.6 | I know I really wanted to go to I used to it was at least once a week pre-pandemic and now we're |
0:47.1 | like averaging once every other month |
1:02.4 | hi everyone god here you're listening to the god pod I'm here today with my pal Mary Magdalene |
1:08.8 | what's up Mary hi everyone so good to have you back how was your week Mary uh it was one of those |
1:15.8 | you know uh pretty basic but I'm not a basic bitch but it was pretty basic no you're definitely |
1:21.0 | not a basic but where the frig is Jesus today um I don't know gay cruise I don't I don't know |
1:27.6 | he's like he's always he's on something good for you Jesus enjoy spring the way it was meant to be |
1:34.4 | enjoyed our guest today is hilarious comedian Christian Finnegan welcome to the god pod Christian |
1:41.7 | it's it's a pleasure to be here in your presence at last after all after my almost 50 years on |
1:47.0 | this earth to finally be in your presence it's pretty humbling well what an honor it is for us to |
1:52.2 | have you join us here well thank you I mean it's I you know people people have referred to my comedy |
1:58.2 | as god tier so when I say people I mean my mom oh that's nice that your mom likes you |
2:09.0 | yeah I mean and I'm I'm Canadian too you know I'm just a comedian playing to an audience to |
2:14.0 | afraid to laugh trust me god it shows that's my excuse in your face oh mighty yeah you're |
2:24.3 | pretty good at the slams but Mary you remember a Christian from uh best week ever right |
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