God Smites Leprechaun He Owed Money

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🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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God smites a leprechaun delivery driver to get out of a $400 food delivery bill. Satan gets so drunk he winds up face down in a puddle of his own spew. Psyche and God discuss the philosophy of Socrates. Later they discuss Father Time, evil dentists, and evolution. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, so I'm reading this paper that you gave me and I'm gonna
0:07.2	already say that this is false. Oh yeah next story. God is psyche seen on date with
0:12.8	Satan and critics choice awards. Who saw me? Care to comment psyche. I'm also
0:20.0	friends with Socrates so you know anything I call him Sox. I call him Sox. So
0:26.0	anytime. I call Sox. No no it's taken a long time for us to get there. I like to
0:34.3	think of Putin's staff as like the beauty and the beast characters like this
0:40.2	spots. Chip, you know what I mean? Like they all work for him.
0:57.2	Hi everyone. God here. You're listening to The God Pod. I'm here today with my
1:03.7	therapist like you. Hi therapist. Hey. I mean, what's this happened? Can we blame
1:12.5	everything on yesterday with St. Patrick's Day? Yeah. It was St. Paddy's Day. We're
1:18.7	recording this the day after. If you're listening it's Monday. But yeah, in
1:24.0	right now we're bringing you that post St. Paddy's Day Friday energy. Well,
1:29.1	you know, actually I had a great night's sleep because I'm Italian and Greek. And
1:34.3	so I don't really, you know, feel the need to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. And I live
1:39.6	with someone who basically is like a leprechaun if he wears a green hat. So it's not like
1:45.4	I'm searching for a leprechaun because, you know, I have him all year round. What can
1:51.5	I say? Cupid looks a little leprechaunny. You know, he actually used to do that as a side
1:57.2	gig. He used to have cameos that he would do and dress up as a leprechaun. You know,
2:01.5	during the pandemic, like times are rough. So, but is he, is he Irish? He's not, but he
2:08.8	could dress it. You can dress the part. That's cultural appropriation, bro. You know, I
2:14.4	know, no one's perfect. We didn't say that he was perfect for money too. So this is
2:20.2	why Satan isn't here right now. Right. Because he's Irish actually. People didn't know that.
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