God Interviews Comedian Bailey Moon

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🗓️ 7 April 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Bailey Moon tells us about her crush on ‘Succession’ star Jeremy Strong. God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Joseph Smith, and Bailey discuss Space Force, Republicans boycotting Disney, and proper tampon disposal. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the god pod my favorite bagel as a vegetarian or as a non-vegetarian
0:06.1	because I am vegetarian but I do cheat okay like I cheated the other day what
0:11.7	did you cheat with it can I say this or will I end up with Joseph Smith
0:15.6	his penance is him having to be on a podcast is so funny
0:21.6	it's not his penance his penance is being in hell this is like a special treat
0:26.9	this is a work release program yes yes what during the time that he's on the
0:32.2	show the flames are like licking him but just a little bit less can I just say
0:39.6	that I really I know this is selfish I really don't want Tucker Carlson to die
0:43.1	because he's gonna end up being my roommate and I can't handle that no I will
0:47.0	make sure Joseph that he's not your roommate okay he's got a whole other special
0:51.3	place in hell yeah him and him and Putin I just I can't have them down here
0:55.8	with me
1:07.3	hi everyone god here and you're listening to the god pod I'm here today with my
1:14.4	pals what's up gang hey oh wow Jesus is here and Joseph Smith is here hey guys
1:22.6	oh no yeah it's been a long time Joseph Smith it has I'm so excited to be
1:28.2	back thanks for having me it's been several several months I see you're still in
1:32.5	hell yeah yeah unfortunately yeah well you know we like having you there
1:40.2	accurately we're here today with comedian Bailey Moon welcome Bailey what's up
1:46.1	mother fuckers coming in huh I love it coming in oh that's that's the first I
1:54.4	mean I plan to join you soon Joseph Smith so I'll I'll grab you a chair when
2:00.5	you get down thank you I mean considering you said they don't have many chairs
2:04.2	and how I would be honored well they're just not great options you know we've
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