God's End Of The World Party

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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God and pals party with a bunch of their listeners..and we laugh our butts off as always! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the God pod. Hey, so you stayed up all night to listen to this? Yeah. Wow, I am honored. And
0:09.0	just I can I just can I just pay homage respect to the fact that you have a listen to the show. You
0:17.0	don't know what we're about what we believe in, but you stayed up until 4 30 and the flipping
0:22.8	mo more jump on to jump on and get on stage and tell us what's one. When bacon is $30 a pack,
0:32.2	there will be blood in the streets. Make no mistake. Oh, I have no doubt there will be that would
0:37.6	be the end of America. There will be riots. Happy to know that as a country, that's the threshold,
0:42.8	you know. My last meal, big, big juicy ass. Am I right guys? Oh, my God. Yeah. I really thought about not
0:58.2	saying it. Hi, human. I'm God. And you're listening to the God pod. Welcome to God's end of the world
1:18.7	party. I'm here today with my pals. Like he and Satan. What's up, pals? Yeah, I think Jesus is
1:27.7	going to stop by a little bit later. Oh, I can't wait. I've missed Jesus. Yes. I know you said
1:34.2	that. Like finally, you know, but Jesus doesn't care. Jesus doesn't listen to my prayers. I told
1:40.6	I told him and he was like, ah, I'll see you at the party. I was like, yeah, that was cold blood in
1:46.9	Jesus. Cold blood. Oh, I see boba fitness here in the audience. Oh, fun. Along with Boris and Chris
1:55.3	and Reverend Bones and Erica James is here. James, I think is making it to his first party. We got
2:03.3	a lot of the very wonderful patrons and angels here with us tonight. So that's very exciting for
2:10.8	us. Thank you for showing up, everybody. It's just amazing. And I'm here today with Satan and
2:18.4	psyche. Yeah, let's just jump into it. I think that we are going to have the best Q&A that we've
2:24.6	ever had from the fans like hanging out. So like, there's just so much to talk about already. Excuse me.
2:33.3	Was that a sneeze? That was strange. Me bless me. Why was it strange? It didn't sound like a sneeze.
2:39.1	It's not a confused sneeze. All nice sneezes are confused. How are yours? Are your sneezes
2:45.9	like, you know, know what's up? They're in charge.
2:51.6	January huh? Oh, no, he made Satan's news do. Oh, no, just got up COVID now. No, it's time for
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