Toxic Billionaire Peen Contest

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. TOXIC BILLIONAIRE PEEN CONTEST Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God unite on twitch.tv/thegodpod to form the Holy Trinity in an epic battle against good luck bird poop, billionaire peens, lying robots, Jesus’ weird habit of eating hotel hallway leftovers, Guy Fieri hobnobbing with Trump, and the dark Twitter overlord Elon calling Zuck a cuck as the temporary joy of Threads spreads throughout the land. And don’t miss Blessings and Smites! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on The God Pod.
0:02.0	Last week, Jesus came by on a Wednesday and played some Mario Kart with me live.
0:07.2	Oh, that's so fun.
0:08.4	I whooped his booty.
0:10.3	He whooped my ass.
0:11.4	Ooh.
0:12.6	It felt good to finally get back in him.
0:14.5	Listen, I did not want to beat my children.
0:19.3	Why are they trying to normalize Trump's behavior?
0:21.6	He's the twice-and-dieted, twice-and-peach-to-scrazed form of president as a sexual abuser?
0:25.6	Uh, he's not a good guy.
0:27.0	He also left off the told January 6th.
0:29.5	People are always leaving off January 6th.
0:32.5	Like there's not enough room on their list.
0:34.5	They're like, let's just forget.
0:36.0	Yeah, you have to, like, you have to cut something out.
0:40.0	That's the issue here, God.
0:41.5	I think Harry is going to win because he's an experienced wizard.
0:44.5	I mean, do you even know how to cast a spell with a wand?
0:48.5	What?
0:50.0	Are you ready to duel another wizard whose experience?
0:53.5	Have you swished and flicked, God?
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