God Explains What He Was Doing On 9/11
The God Show
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
WTF?! Why did God let 9/11 happen? Where was he? What was he doing? God finally explains after all these years. Is it healthy to 'never forget' something so traumatic and horrific? We talk about all this and more. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, I love conspiracy theories. I love the ridiculousness of it. There |
| 0:07.8 | are so many conspiracy theories around 9-11 and other wars and all this. And I do get |
| 0:14.0 | into that. I gotta tell you. Be careful. What's going on? Tell the air. I live in |
| 0:21.2 | stirrer. I was locked out of my house and I was standing outside it was early in |
| 0:26.6 | the morning. Such a Moses thing to do. Yes, and I was texting basically everybody I |
| 0:32.0 | knew saying I'm locked out. Can you help me? And then I got a bunch of messages |
| 0:36.7 | back on. Can you believe it? Oh my God. This is crazy. Wow. Are you seeing this? |
| 0:41.5 | And I'm thinking is everybody that upset that I'm locked out of the house? |
| 0:45.7 | We should develop our own vaccine and call it smitevacs. Oh, love that. |
| 0:55.8 | Smitevacs. Smitevacs. New episode title idea. Actually, I would love that. Who are we |
| 1:01.4 | inoculating? Who gets it? What's going on? Yeah, I know. We're going to have to work |
| 1:04.4 | out that one, man. Yeah, I like it. |
| 1:19.6 | Welcome to The God Pod. I'm your host of hosts. The good Lord with the most. The one |
| 1:25.1 | and only Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to save this crumbling |
| 1:31.7 | multiverse. I'm here today with my pals. What's up, gang? What's going on? Hey, bitches. |
| 1:37.8 | Hey, it's nice to see you hosting again. Yeah, yeah. I'm back on the wagon. Nice to see you. |
| 1:45.0 | I thought you never would again. Your responsibility. Right. I felt I felt that was a way of him |
| 1:51.8 | like slowly handing off this to some corporation that bought him out and he wasn't telling us. |
| 1:56.4 | I agree. I wish. Bingo Bingo. Between that and he's talking about being on vacation three |
| 2:02.8 | days a week. I thought he was slowly transitioning in the retirement. And yeah, we're going to get |
| 2:08.9 | corporate sponsors soon. I'm I'm ready. I am ready to live my best life besties. Let me tell you, |
| 2:16.2 | I feel that some offers so far. I hope we get them. One is for a CBD company. And they're like, |
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