THOU SHALT GET THERAPY, DAMMIT!
The God Show
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
THE GODDESS PSYCHE HOSTS THIS EPISODE! Psyche is frigging DONE with the stigma around getting therapy. She conducts an intensive group therapy session. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, today we are going to do an infamous |
| 0:05.8 | Psychies Therapy session. |
| 0:08.5 | Oh, no. |
| 0:10.7 | I promise that it's gonna be really fun. |
| 0:13.3 | Oh! |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, I had it done. |
| 0:17.2 | It was that bad. |
| 0:18.4 | It was kind of fun. |
| 0:19.4 | They stick a little thing up your nose. |
| 0:21.0 | And they're like, wow, I didn't know something could go that deep. |
| 0:23.8 | Oh, God. |
| 0:25.4 | My nose. |
| 0:26.4 | If you didn't know something could go that deep, God, you're not living. |
| 0:29.4 | Well, I'm not vegan. |
| 0:34.7 | I just cheese ends with the King of Evil's stomach. |
| 0:39.2 | Whew. |
| 0:40.2 | Let's just talk about a lot of evil eruptions there. |
| 0:43.1 | Whoa! |
| 0:44.1 | Is cheese your kryptonite? |
| 0:47.5 | Cheese is one of my kryptonites. |
| 0:49.1 | Okay, let's spread that down. |
| 0:51.7 | It's okay. |
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