Today on the God pod, all wars attack of the swollen balls at short time ago in a

galaxy close close by some might say the one you're currently in turmoil has

engulfed the US Republic. I wonder what Kevin coven thinks about all this.

Thanks you're already getting worse and you have Nicki Minaj on my side. Holy

Christ holy Christ on a cracker. This is even better than I thought it would be.

I was hoping for Kanye, but then already he's like on the bad side. Nobody's

listening to him. But Nicki, Effing, Minaj, are you kidding me? This is fantastic.

It's time for Moses to give you your white of the week.

Pull your head out of your tukus. The Moses has spoken.

Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the most, the one and only Almighty God.

Thank you for joining us as we attempt to save the multiverse. I'm here today with my pal,

Moses. What's up Moses? Hello, like the old days, just like the old days. Yeah, it's just me and

Moses, just like in the old tea, the old right. Wait, the world, what the tea? You know what the

doctor calls your testosterone. Right, right. I see we're going to be talking about today and you said

tea and I thought, uh, we're already starting morning. This episode is mostly just going to be me and

Moses saying, Alabama and swollen balls over and over and over again. But thanks for listening.

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creative or not whatever. It's you have free will. Moses, you want to read this first one?

Yes, this is from actually we only have one today because I'm trying to space them out because

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