God Commands Americans To Impeach Trump

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🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

God and Gabriel respond to Democrats opening an impeachment inquiry into Trump administration. God commands Americans to do the right thing.

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0:00.0	Hi humans.
0:04.0	Hi humans welcome to the God show.
0:07.0	I think you should know that I love you humans.
0:10.0	You look great.
0:11.0	Have I told you that lately? It's true. You look amazing today. Have I told you that lately?
0:13.1	It's true, you look amazing today.
0:15.4	And damn, you got a cute butt.
0:17.6	Have you been working out?
0:19.2	Because it looks like you've lost weight.
0:21.1	I love you, Human. I really do. Okay let's get to the goddamn news.
0:26.0	It's time to impeach the motherfucker. Okay, so in the goddamn news this week like
0:37.5	Trump has really fucked himself to hell this time. That's right there was a bombshell news story that broke that
0:44.0	would begin the impeachment of one Donald J. Trump, worldwide famous piece of
0:49.2	crap. And the story is that Donald Trump in a rambling speech has blamed his orange appearance on light bulbs.
0:58.0	No, no, wait, no, that's not the one Gabriel. That's just your standard hilarious Trump has shit for brain story.
1:07.0	Oh, okay, okay, was it this one? Kids and cages, House Hearing examines
1:12.5	examines for more information.
1:17.0	Ah, nope.
1:18.0	He should have been impeached for that too, but no, that isn't the one either.
1:23.0	Hmm. Okay, this has to be the one.
1:25.7	Ten times Trump may have obstructed justice, according to Mueller.
1:30.1	Gabriel? Gabriel, okay, for fuck's sake, I know this is hard because he should have been impeached for so many things.
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