God Orders Catholic School To Lift Ban On Harry Potter Books
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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2019
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
God and Gabriel talk about St. Edward Catholic School in Tennessee, which banned Harry Potter books because they contain “actual curses and spells” that run the risk of “conjuring evil spirits.”
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