God Cancels The Pope

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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God responds to the Pope’s comments about ‘cancel culture.’ Psyche leads God and Satan in a group therapy session. We get into a heated argument over the movie ‘Don’t Look Up.’ Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘Baby Got Back’ VS ‘Whoomp, There It Is.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, I sense a little sadness in St. St. and St. and are you sad you didn't get the Christmas card from God this year?
0:07.4	I didn't want to bring it up, but every year around this time I love getting the happy holidays from God.
0:14.0	And it didn't happen this year.
0:15.5	I just thought that it would burn up on entry into hell.
0:19.0	And it does, and that's half of the fun of it.
0:21.0	I got to get eliminated.
0:22.5	Yeah, half of the fun of it is ripping it apart and force feeding it to Mussolini.
0:27.0	Or maybe it's Fahrenheit, I don't know, I better check.
0:32.0	No, Fahrenheit, that's just ice.
0:34.0	That's just ice.
0:35.0	That would be ice, God.
0:38.0	This is how stupid I am.
0:40.0	I literally was like 10 to 15 degrees Fahrenheit.
0:45.0	That's going to be fucking cold and it never occurred to me.
0:48.0	That was the ice.
0:50.0	Oh, me.
0:51.0	Oh, how I missed you both.
0:53.0	The Pope needs an advertisement with FabFitFun.
0:59.0	They're looking for, you know, 15 degrees Fahrenheit.
1:02.0	He needs to reach that demo.
1:04.0	This episode is sponsored by FabFitFun.
1:08.0	We're going to make sure you're all fit and fun.
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