DAMN YOU, FILIBUSTER!

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

God issues a new commandment ending the filibuster forever. God and Jesus say what they wouldn’t do for love. Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ VS ‘American Pie.’ Which song do you think is better? After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, Meatloaf sang he would do anything for a love, but not that.
0:08.0	What would you do for love, but not that?
0:11.0	Just anything that I don't want to do, in general.
0:14.0	Like watch the show Friends, not doing that for love.
0:17.0	This is a Seinfeld Frasier House only.
0:21.0	The only thing that it does is that it bursts sometimes.
0:25.0	And that's what it's purpose is.
0:27.0	When I need to emergency smite someone, press that button.
0:32.0	Oh wow.
0:33.0	Appendix smite.
0:34.0	He has like a panic button.
0:36.0	Yeah, exactly.
0:39.0	Why is democracy going downhill?
0:42.0	Jesus isn't the internet's fault.
0:44.0	People are evidently more gullible than we ever could have predicted.
0:49.0	Pineapple on pizza is another reason why everything's gone downhill.
0:53.0	If that's why I will change my position on pineapple on pizza.
0:56.0	Yes.
1:09.0	Welcome to The God Pod.
1:11.0	I'm your host of hosts, the good board with the most.
1:14.0	The one and only Almighty God.
1:17.0	I'm here today with my pal Jesus.
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