God Arrested For Parody

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🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On the next, not in any way a parody of God, God Pod episode: Jesus and Mary Mags join God to discuss the U.S. midterm elections, John Fetterman’s intimidating presence, the need for 14 Katy Porters, the oppressed child class, Fox hosts melting down viral compilation, the zooted weed gummy reverse insurrection, and Mary tries to radicalize God. They also banter about Mark Kelly’s straight talk, Beto on the library board, fake Twitter company accounts, fake Jesus’ fifteen minutes of fame, Elon’s Twitter dumpster fire, and so much more!! Don’t hesitate. Finger those links below, fire up the old podcast listening machine, and get zooted because you’re about to enter heaven! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: Give Crescent Canna THC gummies a try or enjoy any of their potent, effective, and legal cannabis products at crescentcanna.com and get 30% OFF with my special discount code: GODPOD. You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume THC products. Age verification at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God Pod, I will be handing out weed edibles at the reverse insurrection that
0:07.6	happens if they try to go after the reverse insurrection.
0:11.6	That's just like woodstock at the Capitol.
0:14.8	It would just be millennials working remotely.
0:18.0	Yeah, how many milligrams in these edibles are we talking?
0:21.0	Everybody's going to be zooned, so you can't move them.
0:26.0	We're going to move you left.
0:28.1	What are you talking about?
0:29.1	We're going to move you left.
0:30.1	Left?
0:31.1	What do you mean?
0:32.1	More radical.
0:33.1	More radical.
0:34.1	We're here.
0:35.1	To the left.
0:36.1	To the left.
0:37.1	Do you have any idea how radicalized I am?
0:39.1	I'm going to get you.
0:41.1	Listen, I'm showing up for the Pizarro World Insurrection already.
0:47.6	All these random parody people, I am so proud of you, satirists of the world, you are
0:52.7	the real power in the universe.
0:55.2	Okay, it's not the Death Star, it's you.
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