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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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It's a Rock' n' Rollgiving episode of the God Pod! Satan (fresh from flossing his horns), Psyche (back from changing diapers), and God (who won’t do anything for a Klondike bar) get the best news from reviewer Superhappyclam who said, "…the God Pod makes me believe in laughter again." On the Satan Show! host Satan McGregor battles article paywalls but brings the hot gossip about the Disney Bobs, magic bands, something about tax evasion by people with a tv show, and Lionel Ritchie collabs with someone. The silly gang says what they are thankful for on Therapy with Psyche. And on the God**** News, Alabamans flipping out over Krampus, hilarious Goodreads bible reviews, and Eli Lilly tweet flap makes the CEO question the ridiculously high markup of insulin that's SUPPOSED to be FREE for FFS! Anyway, a little lower down, you can click links, and they'll make you believe in laughter again -- it's in the bible. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: Give Crescent Canna THC gummies a try or enjoy any of their potent, effective, and legal cannabis products at crescentcanna.com and get 30% OFF with my special discount code: GODPOD. You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume THC products. Age verification at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godfather
0:03.0	Amelia wants to know, God, what circle of hell is the US?
0:07.5	I think it's bad hell. It's like shitty dysfunctional hell.
0:12.5	Don't compare my home to the US, please.
0:15.5	She'll help. She'll help.
0:19.0	I could see it on both your faces. You don't read books.
0:21.5	No, I actually do. I actually do.
0:23.5	Oh, you like books? Name seven of them.
0:25.5	Uh, when the crowd are saying the Bible?
0:28.0	When the crowd are saying the second follow-up of where the crowd are saying is when the crowd.
0:36.5	Yeah, people don't like your visage.
0:38.5	Yeah, I know. People notoriously don't like me around.
0:41.5	In Alabama.
0:43.0	In Alabama.
0:44.0	Alabama.
0:44.5	Alabama.
0:45.5	I won't be going down there no time soon. Thank you very much.
0:51.0	What the fuck was that?
0:52.5	I've never heard Satan attempt a Southern accent before.
0:56.5	And now I know it was for good reason.
1:12.5	Why hello there, human.
1:14.0	I'm God.
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