God Interviews Stand-Up Comedian Niles Abston

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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It’s the God Pod Thanksgiving Special episode! Mary Mags and JFK join God to cross-examine comedian and director Niles Abston on his career, his God Pod bump, animated shorts, and the pros and cons of the industry. The gang also discusses their bright spots, seasonal depression, what they are grateful for, Nancy the “throat goat” Reagan, Elon destroying twitter, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield’s new Holy Ears edibles business, why Bolsonaro can’t wear pants, three-time loser low energy Florida Man Trump, and God refutes the rumor he’s an election denier. Tickle those links below and crank up the God Pod on a Bluetooth speaker at Thanksgiving dinner because your whole family will love it... guaranteed! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Bond.
0:02.4	Well, I feel like the way I approached comedy
0:04.5	was the way I approached everything in my life already.
0:07.6	So if being an Aquarius has something to do with that thing,
0:10.0	I guess yes to that question.
0:11.5	I didn't know anything about astrology
0:12.8	until I started fucking girls in LA.
0:18.5	It's a good thing that Jesus died in New Testament times
0:23.1	and not Old Testament times
0:24.8	because in New Testament times,
0:27.7	of course they would crucify people
0:29.9	in Old Testament times they would stone them.
0:32.6	So instead of a Jesus on the cross,
0:35.4	we would have Jesus dodging stones.
0:37.9	Everyone could have just been wearing rocks around their neck.
0:40.3	Sure.
0:41.1	Which is useful on a pinch.
0:45.1	It's kind of like when Tim Tiibo
0:47.2	used to kneel after every touchdown.
0:49.5	God don't give a fuck.
0:50.5	What?
0:51.5	God don't give a fuck.
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