God and Satan Try Couples Counseling

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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God and Satan get in a fight and decide to go to couples counseling. The Goddess Psyche helps the two unravel some of the deeper issues within their tortured relationship. God explains why he isn’t killing idiots faster, why you can’t pet a grizzly bear, and what the meaning of life is. Finally, the gang talks about the latest in the Goddamn News, from being duct-taped on an airplane to being eaten by an alligator. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on The God Pod.
0:03.0	Me and Satan have some longstanding beef that we have to work out.
0:07.0	Yeah, here's your deep breath.
0:09.0	He comes on my podcast.
0:12.0	He makes himself at home. He puts his feet up.
0:14.0	He starts advertising for his, you know, multi-media pyramid scheme.
0:20.0	Welcome, God Satan to Psychies Therapy Session for Couples.
0:26.0	Satan, how would you define this relationship with God?
0:30.0	I guess you know when you have somebody you like hanging out with,
0:36.0	but the whole world has pitted you guys against each other.
0:43.0	Boredom, don't let God do it.
0:46.0	Keep me entertained, humans.
0:48.0	The TV industry is so much more important than you could possibly imagine.
0:51.0	Each real max.
0:53.0	It was dinosaur fights and now it's Ted Lasso Season 2.
0:57.0	Both of them are just.
0:58.0	Ted Hull and Penn 15, I'm really into right now, is the best, the best show.
1:03.0	We love Penn 15.
1:04.0	So perfect.
1:17.0	Welcome to The God Pod.
1:18.0	I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the Most,
1:21.0	the One and Only Almighty God.
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