God Finally Sees "Barbie"

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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God smites Trump on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod with Jesus and the Holy Spirit, aka the Holy Trinity, who put $20 on hope and do battle against technical difficulties, lying angels, the English language, bacterial vaginosis, and smug woman hating incel with a notepad, Ben Shapiro. Will God really smite Trump? Will Santa return? Will Biden stop ruining sports? Will Musk wrestle Zuck? Will God win the lottery? Is Jesus a two pump chump? Bewildered? You won’t be after this mind expanding episode of The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Bond.
0:02.8	So week one he set, he admits it's gonna do amazing.
0:05.6	What about week two? Is that where he's going?
0:07.4	Because it actually did amazing week two.
0:09.2	Yeah, let's see, yeah, I can play play.
0:10.6	My prediction is going to just absolutely fall
0:12.8	for Cliff after that.
0:13.7	And that sucks.
0:20.7	Because she is, I believe, El, right, Jesus?
0:25.3	She's El-
0:25.8	A lesbian?
0:26.6	Yes.
0:27.6	Yes, I think that's right.
0:29.6	Go to Jesus for the book on Queer People.
0:31.6	Oh, yes, let me look at that.
0:33.4	Santa's got the naughty or nice list.
0:35.5	I got the queer or not list.
0:40.1	Well, I'm just God.
0:41.8	Where I see love they see your fraud.
0:45.4	What will it take for them to see the God behind the pod
0:51.0	and fight for me?
0:53.3	Oh,
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