God And Jesus Answer Questions From Humans LIVE!

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🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions!

God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What’s God’s least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while.

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Kevin says, did I bang Mary Magdalene?
0:05.0	I'll bet she was a little wild one.
0:07.0	Geez.
0:08.0	Wow, that's my sister you're talking about.
0:11.0	No.
0:12.0	She would be offended by that question. She would be like, not even in a dream.
0:18.9	Does Valentine's Day brighten you up? Did you do anything for Valentine's Day?
0:23.0	No. Oh, okay.
0:25.0	Oh, well, I had all my Valentine's online.
0:28.0	A. You know.
0:30.0	Yeah, how about you, Jesus? You had 12 disciples, yep, one for each hour, kept, you know,
0:36.1	passing them around. Yeah, I'm not jealous at all.
0:39.0	Well, apparently Slayer has an album called God hates us all.
0:45.0	Oh, is that true? Do you hate them all?
0:48.0	Well, I mean, don't she just kind of like, hate everybody Jesus sometimes.
0:53.0	Um, no I love everybody'm here today with my God.
1:09.0	I'm God and I'm here today with my son Jesus.
1:14.7	Hello Father and hello humans.
1:17.6	And this is the God pod. We are here to discuss, well, the latest in the news, and to answer your questions, and we're
1:27.5	here for you. Jesus, we got a review this week. Do you want to hear it?
1:30.6	Oh, yeah. I don't just want to hear it.
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