Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’s destroying his instrument! Christina is a Known Asshole Zyn pouches Go suck a Zyn, bruh Tucker Carlson…or Tuckle Cuckle? Smokin’ cigs in high school? “Having the poots” You can’t just be farting on the plane Bryan’s addicted to chapstick Deepfakes Bryan’s giving people relationship advice?! Housewives drama Mormon mommy blogger Jesus PROVIDES!!! Religious trauma LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Have you were a loved one been experiencing symptoms such as coughing, wheezing or shortness of breath?
0:07.6	Hmm. I'm sowy. I'm so sorry I hope you get better I'm sorry on this episode of the commercial break.
0:27.0	One day they came in and there was a guy with a knife in the house, a drug addict with a knife in the
0:34.0	drug addict with a knife in the house and he was threatening to kill everybody
0:36.0	classic 30 minute episodes of this and it is terrible it is terrible and I cannot
0:42.0	wait to review every single episode because I'm like this is exciting to me
0:45.9	I love it for content and you know what Jesus answers Jesus provided that's right you're right about that look at me I'm saved I am
0:54.7	saved I am saved I am saved I am saved
0:58.4	thank you baby baby
1:00.8	the next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:05.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break.
1:13.0	I'm Brian Green and this is our Cracker Jack producer,
1:16.0	Christina. Best of you, Christina.
1:18.0	Best of you, Christina.
1:20.0	Best to you, Brian now.
1:21.0	Thanks for feeding it.
1:22.0	Hey, best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:25.0	Okay, best you also.
1:26.0	That's what I'm seeing.
1:27.0	I can hear you.
1:28.0	I can hear you just fine.
1:29.0	I just didn't hear that first Best to you.
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